Sports and the newspaper

Be a sport and supply the missing parts of speech to the following sports story. Remember the words should be colorful and imaginative.

Hockey is a _____________ game. A lot of fans think it should be controlled by the _____________. There are _____________ body checks and free-for-all _____________. Last week _____________ Shively, a member of the _____________ Wildcats, punched a patron in the _____________ because the patron stole his hockey stick. Shively chased the thief with a _____________ _____________ right up to the _____________ stand and _____________ him to the floor. Another player removed the patron’s _____________ and bounced it off his _____________. Then the _____________ player _____________ and grabbed him by his _____________ throat. This is not a _____________ story. Let’s take the violence out of hockey. It will make us _____________ fans and _____________ players. It’s no joke!